Someone makes a pun (two drinks if it gets a groan!)
Rachel makes a joke about the fact that we obviously planned the live show in advance even though the podcast is totally spontaneous we swear
Someone in the audience is audibly appalled (or just appallingly audible)
A cast member says the word "Weird"
Ryan finds an excuse to bring up birds
Body horror or otherwise excessive mention of viscera
If we try to declare a tie you have to finish your drink, so you'd better cheer loud for your fave