The 22 best accidentally vegan candies

You can not buy animal products but still buy junk food.

Smarties candy without packaging
Does your mouth do that pucker thing as you gaze upon this image?Sharon McCutcheon via Unsplash

People sometimes equate "vegan" with "healthy," and while a diet rich in vegetables, legumes, and grains is proven to decrease the likelihood you'll develop some of the top leading causes of death in the United States, there's plenty of vegan junk for folks who want to avoid animal products and live fast and hard.

Note that sweet vegan delicacies don't need to be boujee products off the Whole Foods shelves. It doesn't matter what dietary choices you make; nobody really wants to spend $4 on two peanut butter cups. Here are our favorite accidentally vegan candies.

Big Sour Patch Kids, individually wrapped

Sour Patch Kids

Individually wrapped for your trick-or-treaters.Amazon

Sour Patch Kids—or as I call them, "my children"—are the best vegan candy, full stop. Unlike many other gummies, these don't contain gelatin, an agent usually made from boiling the skin, cartilage, and bones of pigs and cows.

The Watermelons, truthfully, edge out any one of the Kids in terms of flavor, but the variety in a pack of Kids makes them more enjoyable overall.

Bottle Caps candy

Bottle Caps

Soda you can eat.Amazon

Bottle Caps are like Necco Wafers ... if Necco Wafers actually tasted good. They're old school—the type of candy your uncle may have kept in his jacket pocket—and the flavors are still novel. Root beer and cola are the best, but one can still marvel at how Nestle managed to make a candy not taste like orange, but like orange soda.

Smarties candy

Smarties

Fill your candy dish like your grandma used to.Amazon

No trick-or-treating haul is complete without a cache of Smarties. But please please please don't do anything but eat them.

Nerds candy

Nerds

Mix flavors for a custom bite.Amazon

The serving size for Nerds is whatever you can fit into your palm without any spilling down the creases. They're just pellets of sugar and are, thus, vegan. Nerds Rope, tragically, are not.

Dum Dum lollipops

Dum Dums

Tastes like a trip to the bank.Amazon

Dum Dums are excellent if you want a bit of sweetness and a sudden, pellucid memory of when you got your booster shots.

Cry Baby sour candies

Cry Baby

Sour gum.Amazon

Remember Cry Baby!? You probably bought these from an ice cream truck as a kid. Or maybe you picked them up like gold coins at the sudden beheading of a piñata. Either way, if you haven't tried these as an adult, you should.

Fireball candies

Fireballs

Hurts so good.Amazon

All the notes re: Cry Baby apply here.

Fun Dip candy

Fun Dip

You're an adult, so maybe you can eat these without making a full mess.Amazon

These are great because they're similar to Pixy Stix but with just enough work involved to make you feel like you really earned it. Do not, however, eat the Fun Dip stick after the powder is gone. You're an adult now; there are better things to eat.

Mary Jane candy

Mary Jane

Peanut butter toffee that just might remove your fillings.Nuts.com

Despite being objectively bad, Mary Janes are pretty good. They’re also totally vegan. But don’t eat these if you have any issues with any of your teeth. Actually, they’re great for people who hate teeth.

Jolly Rancher hard candy

Jolly Rancher

Blue raspberry is the best.Amazon

Jolly Ranchers are also just pure sugar. Go ahead, make your tongue blue.

Swedish Fish

Swedish Fish

Vegan fish.Amazon

Here's another classic gummy that avoids gelatin. Swedish Fish are a great snack at the movies and on long bus rides—provided that Sour Patch Kids are unavailable.

Mixed Berry Skittles

Skittles

We must support the candy with the best motto.Amazon

If you can, get the Skittles in the purple package, which contain the melon berry and raspberry flavors. Sour Skittles are also good. My boyfriend once told me that as a kid, he and his friends combined the tart sugar from half a dozen bags of Sour Skittles, ate the mixture, and ended up with mild chemical burns.

Tub of individually-wrapped Twizzlers

Twizzlers

Twizzle me this.Amazon

Twizzlers, like Limburger cheese, have a taste you appreciate more as you get older. Unlike Limburger cheese, however, it doesn't contain products that come from the teats of an animal.

These popular candies are also vegan, but because I don’t like personally, I’m downgrading them to “honorable mention”: