Ah, the employee goodbye letter. Sentimental, all-encompassing, and most importantly, time-consuming. You only get one shot and the people you’re directing this letter to are human beings you’ve spent family-levels of time around. Better nail it! Or just automate it.
When serial bot-maker and artist Darius Kazemi, whose favored medium is semi-scripted software unleashed on Twitter or other sites, was leaving his job, he created a farewell letter automaton for his co-workers. Here are a couple examples:
A once in a lifetime animal breeding position.
Try it out here.