Let This Robot Write An Employee Farewell Letter For You

"P.S. Alvaro, you still owe me a drink for that thing, okay?"

Ah, the employee goodbye letter. Sentimental, all-encompassing, and most importantly, time-consuming. You only get one shot and the people you’re directing this letter to are human beings you’ve spent family-levels of time around. Better nail it! Or just automate it.

When serial bot-maker and artist Darius Kazemi, whose favored medium is semi-scripted software unleashed on Twitter or other sites, was leaving his job, he created a farewell letter automaton for his co-workers. Here are a couple examples:

A once in a lifetime animal breeding position.

Try it out here.

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