And hey, here's a free bit of social science research conducted by me: if you drop your avocado toast face down in the break room, pick it up and eat it, it doesn't matter what goofy thing you say before putting it in your mouth. That's gross. No exceptions. Additionally, this study didn't test college students with pizza in frat houses to figure out if one can sterilize the pizza if you rinse it in beer. More research is needed.