Ground-Based Laser Cannon to Turn Space Debris into Self-Powered Flaming De-Orbiting Rockets

Might work at some time in the future. Right now, the people that actually monitor space junk think that it will just not work. They think that it will just create many smaller pieces. They monitor space junk down to some very small sizes and there is quite a lot of it after China blew up that last deal.

"Stand by ion control. Fire."

Plan A,
1.) Create thousands of these around the USA borders and on our ships.
2.) Of course this is new technology, so develop it shooting down from space our own USA space junk.

Plan B,
1.) We just created a laser missile defense system for our whole USA.

This is H.A.A.R.P technology (Angels don't play this harp)

Tesla technology.

just think of the terrorists

It's like a game of bull-$#i+, just give the G20 all a vote. If something isn't voted unanimously, then it doesn't get shot down. A rep from each of the G20 nations has to be present and use their specific identifier to allow the laser to fire. No questions allowed. And if you want to be less suspicious, you might want to vote no more than just when you want it.

Crisis solved.

"As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!"

This is a weapon, plain and simple, but creating it and making it operational has obvious benefits for a nation entering the 21st Century facing an emergent power who has made it clear it will use space as a means to dominate the planet.

Why not have some fun? We should try to crash the debris into the moon. Old junk is fun to collect. Amateur astronomers could observe objects impacting the moon and profesionals could test their skills at making the rediculous calculations it would take to give it a chance to hit. Bookies could even offer odds on it in Vegas....lol

POWER UP THE MOTH HAULDREN COLLIDER!
ENGAGE FASTER THAN LIGHT NEUTRIONOS!
FEED THE FLUX CAPACITOR!

"Scotty, we need more power, GIVE ME MORE POWER!"

I-ee Captain, I am given she all she has sir!
I think she may blow at any moment sir!

All righty then, it will have to do!
Steady men, steady!!!
Spock, how are those calculations going!
“Fascinating”! YES, Ready Jim!

We'll stop those Chinese from owning the moon!!!!!
Ready,…. Ready….. FIRE!!!!

I have a pretty cool rc airplane called a Nutball that I could attach a couple of Estes rockets to and a claw of somekind and send it up to pluck those pesky debris out of low earth orbit. I'm thinking about $100 per trip if that's not too much and I get to keep anything I bring back.

Oh, I just had a legitimate idea: gather as many psychics as you can find and put them in one room and tell them to mentally latch on to a defunct satellite and pull it into the atmosphere. Surely they will work for less than a million dollars per satellite and have the satisfaction that it is a Green solution.

Won't hippies complain about how its burning a hole in the ozone or something?

Look,
I have established the first plan, protect USA and second protect the moon.

Now we just need to build our space ship ark and land it on the moon and begin drilling to create our space colony on the moon and the second USA earth!
On the moon, we need thousands of deep tunnels and if we get lucky and search correctly we will find giant caverns. We need to protect ourselves from the solar radiation and we need a constant temperature of any kind.

Once we drill deep enough in the moon and find stability in life, then we can begin creating a home base. We need safety and a constant.

While the USA is establishing itself in the moon, we need the USA laser base stations to also protect us from any possible Earth born attacks.

In 100 or 200 years, the Earth will be overwhelmed by population, pollution, exhausted resources and viruses. We need as humanity to create a new environment for ourselves to protect our own future. We need space and beyond!

As recourse on earth grows dimmer and the population rises, we need to protect our moon base and satellites. The land base laser defensive system is an absolute necessity for our establishment for the moon and beyond! BEYOND! HUMANITY MUST SURVIVE!

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The Russians made a system that did something like this. In fact, they used it (on its lowest power setting) to track Space Shuttle Challenger on October 10th 1984, which caused some problems for the shuttle crew which resulted in the US government making a formal complaint. It was called the Terra-3.

scary stuff. lasers are the weapons of the future.

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If Joe the terrorist were to get ahold of one of these...