This is the good news about a recently-patented gadget that sucks food out of the stomach: it could work as a last-ditch effort to get obese people to shed some weight. This is the bad news about said gadget: the method might be a little extreme.
AspireAssist, created by Segway inventor Dean Kamen and a team of bariatricians, works like this. A valve gets surgically implanted in the user's stomach, and the gadget sends a tube through it into their belly. About 20 minutes after eating, the gadget sucks out some food, and when the user squeezes a bag filled with water, the liquid gets sent back into the stomach instead. Rinse and repeat until up to 30 percent of your meal is gone. (There's no anesthesia involved, but some sedatives will be used along with it.) It's already available in some parts of Europe, but no FDA approval yet.
Here's the word from the gadget's site:
In a trial, obese people who used it lost, on average, about half of their excess weight. That was about 45 pounds, according to the patent. But there were some hiccups, too, like when the machine had trouble breaking up certain foods. One patient "avoided eating cauliflower, broccoli, Chinese food, stir fry, snow peas, pretzels, chips, and steak."
Other than that, it sounds convenient (unless you live in China), albeit a little gross. Not surprisingly, though, convenience and effectiveness don't always inspire the greatest confidence when it comes to weight loss, and some experts are already a little wary of AspireAssist. One wondered to LiveScience if this was just an At-Home Bulimia Machine™. Nutrients from food are kinda important, after all, and removing one-third of them might not be such a good idea.
[AspireAssist via LiveScience]
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Automated Bulimia via a prescription, how bizarre!
LoL, brings a new meaning on sharing a dinner.
When your finish, just swap devices with a friend.
Ew!
Mmmm, I can see a future alcoholic changing the polarity of this device and sneaking a drink without anyone knowing.
D'OH!
What if the 'turn-off' switch to this device breaks and the stays on constantly, causing the person to slowly implode?
"At-Home Bulimia Machine" is trademarked? Who knew there would be such competition in this market?
And I'm no genius inventor like Dean Kamen, but here's a wild idea for you...skip the direct vomit portal and eat 30% less.
Hmm, would I be seguing to say that this device sucks? No, I am still on topic, lol.
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Do you realize how hard it is to have a Gastrostomy Tube? It leaks, it smells, it hurts, It gets infected. Eww!!
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this is the embodiment of whats wrong with society today. Our planet cannot sustain such waste.
This is totally unnecessary!
There are surgical methods that are permanent and work much better with less hassle that this.
I got the Duodenal Switch bariatric surgery, and lost 240 pounds. My weight is stable at nearly four years out. HIgh weight: 405 Current weight: 170.
So, maybe just barfing and reeating a small portion might be a lot less expensive than this "invention". You can store the rest than for later consumption.
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We just get to lord it all over the dead Roman binge-n-purge crowd. They thought they were living the high life. Pedestrians.
So Dean Kamen invents a device to keep lazy rich people from having to walk, and as long as they keep buying his stuff, they don't even have to become a disgusting porker; well, by appearances to others like themselves. The ones who clean these nasty things will still think their rich patrons are plenty disgusting. As in, no limits to just how nasty they really are. Can everyone say, flesh eating bacteria?
Why not eat 30% less food and not have to go around with a valve in your stomach
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