With great late-night power comes great perks.
In a particularly derelict Van Nuys, California, backlot hides the Batcave of costume design: Ironhead Studios, the geniuses behind the spandex getups seen in film franchises including Batman, Avengers, Planet of the Apes and Transformers. They hooked Conan O’Brien up with a super-suit that’s just as skin-tight as the rest, complete with washboard abs, pecs adorned with diamond-grade nipples, and the glutes of his (and his audience’s) dreams.
After grilling the unwaveringly professional founder Jose Fernandez about measuring every inch of Ben Affleck and Gal Gadot, Conan gets 3D-scanned and fitted for his own Mega Host suit. He requests that his new secret identity look be right on the edge of unfit-for-theaters, and Ironhead delivers, with enhancements that are, well… super.