Amply hydrated, the next question facing any golfer around hole number ten is "which tree?" The patent-pending design of the UroClub ($49.95) offers an alternative for those perhaps running late or just looking to be different. As the box says, it's the only club "guaranteed to keep you out of the woods," and was legitimately designed by Dr. Floyd Seskin, a board-certified urologist in Florida. Just twist off the handle and remove the gasket, and the shaft of the club holds up to a half-liter of urine. A green towel with small clips is included, as a "privacy shield" and perhaps to clean up any misfire. Users are encouraged to clean the UroClub after each usage, though, unlike the Kooler Klub, there's no handy brush included.