This Week in the Future, February 22-26, 2010
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This Texan junkie is both sad and happy. Happy because he’s on the way to kicking his destructive addiction using non-habit-forming synthetic opiates newly derived from scorpion venom. And he has a prototype of Darpa’s dream Terminator arm, which is a good thing to have. But he’s also sad because he may now never own a Hummer to match his aspirational tattoo, and because his home state’s government stole his child’s blood for military research. Only in the future!
Here are some of our favorite stories this week:
- The Hummer is Dead
- DARPA Orders Smart Robotic Terminator Hands for a Better Tomorrow
- The World’s Largest Airplane Graveyard in High Resolution, Now On Google Maps (inspiration for our junkie’s opium den’s wallpaper)
- Texas Secretly Gave The Blood of 800 Newborns to DNA Database
- Obama Pledges $475 Million to Rescue Great Lakes
- Scorpion Venom Could Make a Safe Alternative to Morphine
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Until next time. Enjoy our past weekly illustrated roundups here.