For today, though, the Sport Truck shall be called the Curtis. That's according to 50 Cent, the rapper formerly known as Curtis James Jackson III, who next took the stage and stumbled through a few lines about the performance figures on each car. Which are pretty impressive: The G8 GXP will come with a manual transmission and run from 0 to 60 in less than five seconds. And, according to 50 Cent (it feels great to attribute this to 50 Cent), the new Soltice hardtop can match or maybe even outperform the Porsche Cayman, which sells for twice the price. As bizzarre as this unveil was, I kind of can't wait to drive these cars.