I can't remember exactly when or where I first read the phrase "meat lozenge," but I do know that I immediately Googled it. Whenever this was, I didn't have the time to really investigate and so the tab stayed open in the corner of my second computer screen like a weird little beacon. The Chrome preview clearly said "meat lozenge" and every once in a while I'd look over and smile. I knew investigating that phrase had to lead somewhere good, because you can't put those two words together and not have it be good. As it turns out, they're something between a chunk of jerky and one of those jelly cubes that rock climbers eat for sustenance. They were even grosser than I expected them to be! I'm so glad I kept that tab open.