This Week in the Future, May 31-June 4, 2010

Dolphins own iPads and the ocean is full of robot fish, but it’s okay, someone’s going to blow it all up anyway. It’s about time to move to Mars.

Welcome to the future.

Here are some of our favorite stories this week:

• Could We Stop the Gulf Leak With a Nuke? Maybe, But We’re Not Going To
• Uncle Sam Wants To Know About Your Internet Service
• Early Adopting Dolphin Uses iPad Touchscreen to Communicate With Humans
• Robot Fish Take Over School, Lead Real Fish To Safety

You know the drill. Hit us with your comments to win this epic illustration on a T-shirt. And if you just can’t stand the wait, you can buy it right now.

Have a great (nuke-less) weekend!