20 Sexy Screen Scientists

In the spring a young geek's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love
Last Seen In: Batman & Robin Area(s) of Concentration: botany A brilliant botanist and passionate advocate for the environment, Dr. Pamela Isley isn't some stinking, tree-sitting hippie. Sure, she starts off homely and stuttering, but as soon as she gets some toxins splashed all over her milky skin, she turns into the titian-haired Poison Ivy and shows off the body hiding under that drab lab coat. Bad girls are always much sexier than goody-two-shoes, and while I'm sort of terrified by her ingenious plans for eco-domination, I've always been on board with recycling, so why not? Did I mention that green is my favorite color?

TV and the movies are full of slapdash — extremely slapdash — science. A mystical wave of the hand, a chalkboard full of scribbles, and voila! Cold fusion in every home. That gets no respect from me. But the practitioners of that science… well, sometimes they make it look really good.

So you can keep your wild-haired Wolverine with his tanned muscles and adamantium appendages. My lust objects wear glasses and SPF 45. Knowing how to maim and kill is all well and good, but reciting the digits of pi and lecturing co-eds in dusty classrooms is hot.

Here are 20 fictional scientists I just can’t stop watching. Take a look at who excites my atoms.