LHC May Locate The Higher Dimensions Next Year

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ok then. this is....eh :/

A sensational headline, but an exciting one nonetheless. Let's hope CERN lives up to our expectations!

Hahahah! And the theories surrounding 2012 get a bit more eerie

Dimensions 5-11 - CHECK

Home-Dimension of Sandra Bernhard - CHECK (though we wish we DIDNT know)

Dimension that filches all of our socks from the laundry - Still searching

"... and could even find evidence of extra dimensions before the end of 2011."

The people making that statement seem to feel that extra dimensions are a foregone conclusion. This is the typical String Theorist attitude. When, in fact, no evidence at all for extra dimensions are found by the end of 2011, the String Theorists would simply push the date a bit further citing -- "oh, if it wasn't for that tiny misalignment here, or that operator's error's there..." The excuses will abound. They will never give up on a theory that simply fails to reflect nature.

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Battleshield -

There is no dimensional shift for the missing socks.

Science has already shown that the socks are being absconded by a rival corporate intity seeking the profitibily model already computed for underpants:

1) Stage one - collect underpants.
2) Stage two - ???.
3) Stage three - profit $$$$$.

If you need a primer in this economic model, let me know and I will ship you instructional materials in the field for a small fee.

If we could confirm or refute the existence of the Higgs boson by next year, that would be amazing.

Sadly, though, I'll have to chalk this one up to "I'll believe it when I see it". It's been so elusive up to now, and though I grant that I'm not up to date on the latest LHC data, it seems unlikely that suddenly its discovery one year away.

But even if we confirm the HBos exists, things will only really get interesting if/when we learn how to MANIPULATE the Higgs field. Think about it: we could make massive objects (like, say, a rocket) act as though they were low-mass (enabling extremely efficient fuel consumption) or even as though they were massless (speed-of-light travel would then become a possibility in the conventional sense!).

Exciting ideas, but still far away (I'd estimate a century or more, sadly; I wish I could be around when it really happens).

-IMP ;) :)

Thats still assuming *IF* they find a Higgs.
Whats going to make myself and a few other individuals within the theoretical community really grin is when they find the extra dimensions, but not the higgs.

The internet staple: "lol-what?" will really stick out then, as they realize that their entire model is incorrect.

"But this model is based upon Einstein's greatest work!"

Ah, but then theres progress, and to point out the irony in the idea: "Einstein was correct, relative to his own point of view. It just so happens that we cannot yet prove any different points of view that supercede his."
The keyword there being: Yet.

So OmniDo

Unverified claim to be a physicist - check.

"Einstein was wrong" - check.

Refer to the physics community as "they" - check.

... you forgot to mention that you have been ostracised by the physics community for your theories.

GREAT!

Call me if it ACTUALLY DOES find them. I don't care about speculation.

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I read a book that has completely changed my idea of particle science. The Symbol by Garfield Dickerson is based on a complete idea of creation. I was amazed and now I know that higher dimensions are not attainable yet. You can watch the author in a video at www.thesymbolbook.com and surprisingly he seems to be light years ahead of CERN and even Einstein.

Einstein is known as the discoverer of hyperspace due to his involvement with the Philadelphia Experiment where the USS Eldridge was teleported through hyperspace from the Philadelphia shipyards to Norfolk, Virginia.

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