5 Classic (Read: Fabulously Corny) Pi Jokes

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1. What do you get when you divide a Holstein’s circumference by its diameter?

A: Cow pi!

Variations: What do you get when you divide a jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? What do you get when you divide green cheese’s circumference by its diameter?

2. What do you get when you divide the sun’s circumference by its diameter?

A: Pi in the sky.

3. √-1 2^3 Σ π … And it was delicious.

4. You can’t spell happiness… Without pi!

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