The Real Problems Of Running A Jurassic Park

The teaser trailer for Jurassic World will be released this Thursday, and while everyone is looking forward to the film's release next June, some imaginative folks on Twitter have been exploring what kind of problems Jurassic Park might have had to endure if it were a vacation destination in the real world.

It all started with this tweet from Glendon Mellow (@flyingtrilobite)

And it just got better from there. Some tweets talked about the difficulties of running a successful hotel with uncooperative wildlife:

While others were more focused on hazards to visitors:

Then there were bureaucratic and societal implications:

And then, there's the logistics of it all.