Hi, it's late on a Friday, it's raining and horrible in the northeast and I'm drinking whiskey (Ed. note: Dan, didn't I fire you already?) and here's, like, the best thing I've seen all week. It's a Rube Goldberg machine, only it's wooden (cool!) and it's modelled after a cow's gastrointestinal system, which is complicated and not very much like our own, what with the chewing of cud and the several stomachs and all.