In celebration of Father’s Day, take a romp through this infographic following the colorful paths into the lives of television’s favorite papas: Homer Simpson, Tony Soprano, Don Draper–you know, the most doting of small screen dads.

The most interesting factoid only four of the 11 presented patriarchs possess a Facebook page, and two of them are cartoons. We’ll cut Don Draper a little slack, but Walter White? Bring it into this century, man.

Feel free to categorize your own father based on defining characteristics like, say, whether he prefers donuts or frozen bananas. There’s a key to each character’s defining traits over on Blip’s website.

Then go give your dad a hug and remind yourself that he’s (hopefully) not as terrible as most of these dudes.

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