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Cyborg monkeys surf on OLED pickles. Ships emit slime, and our own Mikey Sklar’s Benz runs on vegetable oil. And a knife-wielding, thought-controlled robot still can’t conquer Japan. This is the Future.

Some of our favorite stories this week:


  • And James Naismith be proud–in the future, students of your ball-in-peach-basket game will make unbelievable–yet physically possible–basketball shots from hundreds of feet away.

Illustration by the great Baarbarian