Over the past decade or so, seeking federal funding for embryonic stem cell research has been a little like slamming one's head into a brick wall. Funding was banned all together in 1996, and then President Bush loosened the ban slightly (some say negligibly) by allowing funding for embryonic stem cell lines created before August 2001. Yet, this past March, the barricade seemed to be crumbling when President Obama gave an executive order to remove the ban. But wait, all you stem cell researchers. Not so fast. On Friday, the National Institutes of Health issued their draft guidelines, outlining just when, why, and how they'd release federal funding for new embryonic stem cell research.