Robert S. Donovan

“When your feet start to bleed – and boy, will they ever – don’t panic. The hole that appears to be eating its way into the space between your 4th and 5th toes on your right foot won’t go any deeper than a full centimeter (you know this because you stuck your finger inside of it and then measured the extent of the bloody seepage on your pinkie finger… the hole is that wide and deep).”

This and more from our new favorite Tumblr, “Things I Learned as a Field Biologist.” Tumblr is having some difficulties today, but if you can get it to work, this is definitely worth a read.