Welcome back to This Week In The Future. Feast your eyes upon our resident artist Baarbarian’s visual summary of this week’s most outlandish, exciting news.

As always, if you are the first to correctly name the five PopSci stories from this week represented above, you win a t-shirt of the image. (If you can’t wait, you can buy your own right here.)

Until next time, enjoy our past weekly illustrated roundups here.