Apple has new Macbooks out. Updated versions of the one from last year, the one with the single USB-C port for charging and data. This time, they've got a slightly faster processor inside (Intel Core M sixth-gen vs. last year's five-gen). They're the same thinness (13.1 mm) as before. They still cost $1,300 a piece. But they are available in more colors, including rose gold a.k.a. pink, making this the first Apple Pinkbook. Check em out here.
Update: It may also be deemed the Bloodbook.
I promised to blog until my MacBook was wholly stained by the blood of my enemies.