What's that? You'd like to buy affection and/or money means nothing to you? OK wow, you are a very special Santa. And special Santas give the gift of diesel. John Deere's 1023E is Big Green's smallest 4WD tractor, able to function as a loader, digger, hauler, or just super original commute-mobile (not street-legal). Its rear three-point hitch allows easy connection of a whole mess of accessories, including a brush hog (BRUSH HOG!). Plus, attaching a mower deck is as easy as driving over it.