The U.S. Constitution On A Receipt And Other Amazing Images From This Week

Constitution Printer

This hacked receipt printer can churn out the U.S. Constitution in six seconds. Very helpful for... impromptu Supreme Court debates?Julien Gremaud via The Verge

Four-Screen Mario

A Japanese engineer squeezed entire Super Mario Bros. levels onto four monitors. Never again will we live in fear of what we're running toward.Morikuma_Works via Kotaku

Pelican Spider

The only way to justify the Pelican Spider's existence is for it to exterminate other spiders. Which it does. So we're good, Pelican Spider.Science News via Sploid

Mouse Spermatocyte

GE announced the winners of its yearly Cell Imaging Competition, and this image of a mouse spermatocyte took a prize, mostly for making a mouse spermatocyte something you would want to see.Dr. Graham Wright/GE

Zebrafish

Big week for microscopic image awards, actually. The Wellcome Image Awards Competition winners are out. Here's a zebrafish embryo, also known as a "water zombie." (That is not a real thing. Could catch on though.) Here's a look at a past year's winners.Annie Cavanagh and David McCarthy/Wellcome Images

Giant Paper Elephant

This is a giant paper elephant folded from a single sheet of giant paper, because making an elephant from a napkin doesn't make a lick of sense.Philipp Schmidli via designboom

Neon Worms

Alexander Semenov takes photos of exotic worms. You get enough sleep, right? You can afford to wake up in a sweat sometimes.Alexander Semenov via Colossal

LEGO Keyboard

A keyboard made entirely from LEGOs (Legos, LEGO bricks, etc.; stop sending me emails). Relive your childhood in your grown-up office job.Jason Allemann via CNET

Electrified Film Art

Here's what happens when you run 15,000 volts through Fujifilm instant film. Pretty nice, eh? There is a Kickstarter for it, natch.Phillip Stearns via Wired

Sundog

Like Scooby Doo pursued by a bumbling villain, spring is saying just out of reach. But it's coming. Maybe. Meantime, here's a sundog, which is an atmospheric condition (and ready-made overwrought metaphor!) that lets a tiny bit of light peek through on an overcast day.Shawn Malone