That bottle of lemon extract has unlimited possibilities. Empty it out, except for a teaspoonful, and then fill it up with near-beer. See if you don't get a shock
In December 1920, feeling the agony of Prohibition, the Popular Science editors — as resourceful then as now — put together this handy list of alternate ways to get sauced. None of them seem wholly pleasant, but with alcohol off the table, necessity is the mother of invention.