At a cost of £1,495, you better hope your wife doesn't stop to figure the currency conversion ($2,330). Before you attempt to sell her on the idea, we recommend a few enhancements. First, the table should rise up to waist height when it's being used for foosball purposes, and then collapse down for its coffee-table function. Playing foosball on your knees or sitting in the couch just doesn't feel right. We're also thinking the glass top should function as a privacy glass. Just flip a switch and the glass goes opaque, hiding the foosball team for more formal dinner parties. Now, how about a pool table...?