4. Russian Viagra spam. It’s in my brain. It won’t turn off. And no, I didn’t go to “one of those sites.” And even if I did, maybe, once, TOTALLY BY ACCIDENT, I was assured the Imprint’s antivirus program would catch this stuff. Now I have to make an appointment to get that neural path excised. That’s expensive, and also, someone has to cut into my brain with lasers, which I don’t enjoy.