Google’s Larry Page to Wed on Sir Richard Branson’s Private Caribbean Isle
We’re a little miffed to not be on the 600-strong invite list to Larry Page’s wedding, which is going down … Continued
We’re a little miffed to not be on the 600-strong invite list to Larry Page’s wedding, which is going down this weekend on Sir Richard Branson’s private Caribbean island (he’s got to have a Dr. No-ish clandestine research lab there, right?) What with all the love we give to the exploits of Google and Sir Richard, you’d think they’d be in a position to reciprocate.
Page, who along with co-founder Sergey Brin is worth in the neighborhood of $18.5 billion, will be flying his star studded guest list—Bill & HIllary, Bono (of course)—out to
Skull Island Sir Richard’s place on private jets. Where they will certainly proceed to get wasted, stuff themselves w/ endangered species, pull pranks on the android butlers, swim with dolphins…no, no, I’m sure it will be quite a lovely and dignified weekend. Nothing against these guys and we wish them all the best. We’re just a little jealous. —John Mahoney
(Image: Joe DeVito)