Sure, it’s easy for some independent health panel to poo-poo what turns out to be a high incidence of pre-flight cocktails among NASA astronauts. (The study, obtained by Aviation Week & Space Technology and published on their website, found that on at least two occasions, astronauts were so intoxicated that flight surgeons warned that the crew members were a risk to the safety of the flight.)

NASA’s standard 12-hour “bottle to throttle” minimum evidently isn’t as
strictly observed as the space agency would like (NASA said it will
issue a reaction to the findings on Friday), but here’s the thing, Mr. Health Panel: You try facing a Monday spent atop 47,000 gallons of rumbling jet fuel, and see if you don’t need an extra Bloody Mary before reporting for work. —Jacob Ward