Lesson: Sexual Anatomy
I've seen my dog's head mounted too many times for her own good, or mine. Guy dogs at the park can't seem to find the correct, reproductive half of my dog before their owners run over to break off the fling. Enter the Hot Doll. It looks like a cutesy, dog-shaped back massager -- until you find photos on the Internet of dogs mounting it, and you learn it has a silicone insert that simulates a lady dog's special parts.
In short, it's a sex toy for dogs.
Humping happens most often with unneutered and even unspayed dogs, but some fixed dogs still do it out of excitement, anxiety, or boredom. This toy doesn't seem like a good solution to those problems -- you'll need to develop and stick to a behavior adjustment routine -- but the Hot Doll's makers seem to think otherwise: "Dogs have sexual needs ... which push them to climb on various object such as cushions, teddy bear, and worst case on legs of you neighbors, guest, postman or your own." Whatever the cause of humping, at least this toy can help promiscuous male dogs locate the reproductive half of a female dog.
€159.00, Hot Doll