Today, at Germany's first-ever trade fair dedicated to the wonders of doner kebab, new technology was unveiled that promises to change street-meat forever more: FFDR-V1004, the doner robot.
Doner kebab is the familiar dish, Turkish in origin but ubiquitous in Germany, of meat grilled on a vertical rotating spit and sliced off upon request. (It's kin to Greek gyros and Middle Eastern shawarma.) Until now, though, the slicing of the meat has been performed by the clumsy hands of humans.
To quote the manufacturer's site:
EXCELLENCES OF DONER ROBOTS
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Yum...a meatbot, or autogyro...
Scarry and vile almost in concept, yet amazingly delicous looking.
Someone should get to work on a veggiebot, or sproutamatron...