Next time you’re hungry, but unsure what to make for dinner, don’t despair — Kraft Foods has some ideas for you. Are you a mom? KraftBot calculates that you need Mac ‘n’ Cheese. Is it game day? KraftBot wants you to make queso dip, so here’s a barcode for a brick of “cheese product.” Are you a hung over college dude? Take the Cheez Whiz and Ritz crackers.
Or maybe you’re morbidly obese. Go ahead, pick between a box of South Beach Diet fiber bars or a gallon jug of Hidden Valley Ranch — the choice is yours, shopper. Just as long as it’s Kraft, and only Kraft.