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Its the time of year when a boys fancy turns to speculating about the new iPhone, or what Ill call JesusPhone 2: The Resurrection. Though Apple is of course tight-lipped about when its due to hit streets, or if it even exists for that matter, anecdotal reports are trickling in from sources both solid and shady about chipsets, design, features, and so-on. General consensus is itll grace planet Earth sometime in June, on or around the Apple developers conference. In preparation for that momentous event, Ill guide you on a tour of hopes, dreams and predictions for JP2. And then—you guessed it—Im going to poop all over them.