So cute! Chicks can add and subtract, according to a new study.
Also in today's links: dwarf tossing, masturbation, and the degree of genetic relation between people in Europe.
- Speaking of small cute objects, bioethicists have tackled the issue of the moral rectitude of dwarf tossing.
- Australian scientists are using a "gene chip" to distinguish the genetic markers of people of various European ancestry. They've found that even groups that are closely related, such as Finns and Swedes, can be distinguished genetically.
- If the warming weather and budding flowers have brought an onslaught of itching, sneezing and running eyes, men may want to try masturbating -- on the theory that both the nose and genitals are controlled by the sympathetic nervous system, and thus ejaculation may soothe symptoms elsewhere in the body.
- With the economy in a downturn and people trying to conserve money by not buying such expensive specialty items as real maple syrup, the country could once again face the danger of exploding maple trees.
Hmm lots of cross-connecting here....
2 articles reference 'tossing'
2 articles are related to reproduction
2 articles are about 'explosions'....
Coincidence? Fruedian-style issues in the authors mind this morning?
I'still laughing on the dwarf tossing article. I like this April's fools articles a lot of work on crossing the articles and web pages with the other fakes. A good morning smiling.
i couldn't agree more with the article on masturbating to relieve congestion. i've been using this form of treatment since i was a young man. only drawback is that it leaves you exhausted, so make sure you have appropriate accommodations for your nap.