Isaac Newton
Sir Godfrey Kneller
The Newton Project, a UK organization that's putting the complete works of Isaac Newton online, is featuring an amazing list of 48 "sins" that 19-year-old Isaac committed in 1662, according to a list he wrote. The young genius was both very pious and very peevish, having punched his sister, poked Iohn Keys with a pin, and even threatened to burn down his stepfather's house.
And all this before Whitsunday!
Here is the complete, and completely scandalous, list:
- Vsing the word (God) openly
- Eating an apple at Thy house
- Making a feather while on Thy day
- Denying that I made it.
- Making a mousetrap on Thy day
- Contriving of the chimes on Thy day
- Squirting water on Thy day
- Making pies on Sunday night
- Swimming in a kimnel on Thy day
- Putting a pin in Iohn Keys hat on Thy day to pick him.
- Carelessly hearing and committing many sermons11
- Refusing to go to the close at my mothers command.
- Threatning my father and mother Smith to burne them and the house over them
- Wishing death and hoping it to some
- Striking many
- Having uncleane thoughts words and actions and dreamese.
- Stealing cherry cobs from Eduard Storer
- Denying that I did so
- Denying a crossbow to my mother and grandmother though I knew of it
- Setting my heart on money learning pleasure more than Thee
- A relapse
- A relapse
- A breaking again of my covenant renued in the Lords Supper.
- Punching my sister
- Robbing my mothers box of plums and sugar
- Calling Dorothy Rose a jade
- Glutiny in my sickness.
- Peevishness with my mother.
- With my sister.
- Falling out with the servants
- Divers commissions of alle my duties
- Idle discourse on Thy day and at other times
- Not turning nearer to Thee for my affections
- Not living according to my belief
- Not loving Thee for Thy self.
- Not loving Thee for Thy goodness to us
- Not desiring Thy ordinances
- Not long {longing} for Thee in {illeg}
- Fearing man above Thee
- Vsing unlawful means to bring us out of distresses
- Caring for worldly things more than God
- Not craving a blessing from God on our honest endeavors.
- Missing chapel.
- Beating Arthur Storer.
- Peevishness at Master Clarks for a piece of bread and butter.
- Striving to cheat with a brass halfe crowne.
- Twisting a cord on Sunday morning
- Reading the history of the Christian champions on Sunday
A kimnel is a large wooden tub for brewing, kneading, and salting meat, according to Merriam-Webster.
[The Newton Project via Brain Pickings]
I would imagine most 19 year old's list are about a million times longer today (and far worse). Oh how the world has changed...
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@Contoria
well if the public reads it 4 centuries after my death... then why not ^^ would be even pretty fun i think ^^
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bored? lets go mine the stars... ^^
Another way this could be viewed is his chronicling of everything he's done outside of the ordinary in a braggadocious way. Most people confess sins confidentially to clergy for atonement. This was left for all to find. Rap artist tend to do the same thing in this day and age, though not many with the same genius level intellect (or any for that matter).
@Marsack
On the contrary. I believe that the things most people have to confess for are quite the same. The worst is usually reserved for people of extravagant lifestyles (i.e. celebrities, white collar criminals, politicians, and sports entertainers). In this instance the world really hasn't changed much if not at all.
Excuse me GMarsack. Forgot the 'G'
I feel sorry for this "Thy" person Isaac seemed to direct most of misdeeds toward.
Don't let him go all Newton on your a$$, he'll come down on you like a ton of apples.
Wondering why we need to come up with alternate motivations? We obviously aren't looking at the original documents, or even their first reproduction. Granted the author of THIS article has chosen to take it lightly and semi-mock the confessions - doesn't mean Newton did.
Of course - "Don't let him go all Newton on your a$$, he'll come down on you like a ton of apples." - that's just funny right there.
@JP Prichard
Yeah I like that one too.
Jeez, he was really mean to the storer family...
Baking pies at night was a sin? Oh, how times have changed...
"Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible."
@Contoria
The range of maturity for 19 year olds worldwide and across a significant historical expanse (to include this day and age) varies greatly.