Last September, a New York City gold dealer spent $72,000 on his worst nightmare: fake gold bars. The four 10-ounce counterfeits came with all the features of authentic ingots, including serial numbers. That’s pretty scary when you consider how many people own gold—or think they do.
I’ve been a fake-gold fan ever since author Damien Lewis wrote me into his 2007 spy thriller, Cobra Gold. My supposed experience making fake gold was pure fiction, yet I’m still treated as a source on the matter. I decided it’s time to call my own bluff and make some real bogus bullion.
Instead of a 10-ounce ingot, I cast a two-kilogram (4.4-pound) fake the size of a Twinkie cake. A Twinkie heavier than four pounds? Yes, gold is dense, much denser even than lead. Good forgeries must have the right weight, and there is only one element as dense as gold that’s neither radioactive nor expensive. That’s tungsten, which can cost less than $50 a pound.



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How to be a bad guy via PoPSCi, oi.
Dear PoPSCi, please illustrate for a home user to build a self-producing solar panel that is cost effective to rid ourselves of the grid and make the home user electrically independent. That would be helpful.
Of course, if I get caught selling fake gold, the USA government will give me my own room, with electricity, food, my clothes pick out for me and a boyfriend of my own NOT desire, lol.
I mean a forgery like this would be pretty simple to detect with just an accurate scale (which obviously every gold buyer has) and some water. Weight the 'gold'. Insert into water. Measure change in displacement of the water, which will tell you the volume of the gold. Calculate density using weight and volume. See that it very obviously doesn't match that of gold. Done, with only a few seconds of extra time spent. Might not be worth it for a few hundred dollars in gold, but for $76,000? Definitely worth some serious fraud detection.
There are thousands of fake gold bars in safes all over the world. Don't be a fool and waste your money on such a trivial metal.
At least Tungsten has some real value to industry and is on par with it's supply and demand based solely on real use. Stupid people are buying gold and inventing in fake gold. Even Universities are wasting money on this junk.
@ Robot
That "simple device that the power companies don't want to you know about" is nothing but an of the shelf motor about the size of your fist, the instructions on how to make your own solar power station that will make you loads of money is a complete fraud.
@ aruisdante measuring volume via displacement that is accurate to more then 2 decimal places is harder then you might think. The gold foil fakes would not be hard to detect, but the gold over tungsten fakes wold be much harder to detect.
@ jefro gold has industrial uses as well. Once of the reason why gold prices are going up so fast is that money is being printed a lot faster then gold is being mined. Having some gold in your investment portfolio is not a bad idea (assuming your dealing with the right people), putting all of your money in gold is not so smart.
cholin
Tell em the solution to fake gold then already.
1. Get sweaty mitts on one standard gold ingot, and hope it's real because we like pure gold, not fake gold.
2. Turn on computer with dual oscillator and circuit testing program.
3. Test gold ingot in your circuit model, build wave model.
4. Break down gold and manually verify purity to justify your wave model characteristics for pure gold ingot circuit model.