We're not trying to be negative. We're just looking out for you when we tell you all the things you should think twice about consuming--whether it's leavened bread, human waste, or an excess of electronics. What you should do is read on--there's no other way to win this week's Baarbarian illustration on a t-shirt.
Disclaimer: In the future, you will not have to worry about spills like this one, what with the superhydrophobic fabrics and all. But that technology is not widely available quite yet, so the t-shirt you could win simply by retweeting us on Twitter is susceptible to saturation by liquids of all sorts. This is regrettable, but we felt we should level with you. It's still a pretty sweet shirt, though.
Do not adjust your computer monitor, tablet, or smartphone. Do not bother rubbing your eyes. Just scoff, as the chicks do, at the patently impossible air conditioner. Then enter our contest for the chance to win a t-shirt emblazoned with said chicks, said air conditioner, and a host of other science and tech breakthroughs from the week that was March 28th through April 1st.
On a dark, stormy night, somewhere in the Pacific Northwest (judging by the foliage), the man in the moon finally underwent his long-awaited full-face transplant, which was performed with an iPad. During a robot goose migration. At least, that's the message I'm getting from this week's Baarbarian creation, a creation you have a chance to wear proudly as a t-shirt--if you win our Friday contest.
Four of this week's best articles are depicted in Baarbarian's newest This Week in the Future creation, combining for a work of serene violence, with a spaceship. You could win a t-shirt with the painting on it--provided you follow our (incredibly easy to follow) instructions.
Four of this week's articles are portrayed in this week's exciting episode of This Week in the Future, which means you've got four paths to winning a t-shirt with the illustration on it. Just tell us which one is your favorite (via Facebook, Twitter, or comment) and why, and if we like your explanation best, you win!
LOOK OUT! Four articles are portrayed in this week's harrowing This Week in the Future masterpiece, which means you've got four paths to winning a t-shirt with the illustration on it. Just tell us which one is your favorite (via Facebook, Twitter, or comment) and why, and if we like your explanation best, you win!
For this week's TWitF, resident artist Baarbarian has put together a portrait of the modern man. Desperate, alone, undead (metaphorically), with only the comfort of alcohol to get him through his wintry days, the modern man can barely derive any enjoyment even from a Clipse video made with a Microsoft Kinect. Truly, these are dark times. (Subtext: Why isn't it spring yet?)
But! There is hope, provided your definition of "hope" includes the possibility of winning a t-shirt with a drunk gambling zombie on it, and why wouldn't it?
We've made it through another week, which means it's time to look back at the past five days of science and tech before we move forward into the next. As always, this also means you've got a chance to win a t-shirt with Baarbarian's fantastic PopSci-inspired design. This week, that design includes mice, rats, Androids, and hemp--a winning combination if we've ever seen one.
Ah, another week of great science and tech posts. This week, we've got a particularly robot-heavy TWitF t-shirt prize for one lucky reader. All you've got to do is tell us which of the stories featured in this week's t-shirt design is your favorite and why, via either Facebook or Twitter.